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[touchtoomuch]

Went shopping today for the groceries... Had a woman recognize me and ask me didn't I have something better to do like protect good law abiding citizens like her. Sickening how much prejudice there is... Our team has done more good for humanity than most, but apparently, it's never enough. Grocery shopping is none of our concern!

So... what are we supposed to eat again?

Comments

[chillfactor]

Someone needs to tell her that self-righteous crusty dickwads are a bigger threat to humanity than us.

[touchtoomuch]

That's our Bobby... Calling 'em like he sees 'em since the day he started talking. ;)

[chillfactor]

Don't lie. I'm a perfect fucking gentleman.

[touchtoomuch]

I call bullshit, darlin'.

[chillfactor]

Yeah, I can't even pretend. I definitely have my prized asshole moments.

[touchtoomuch]

You do, but you're a sweetheart underneath it all, so we let you by with it. ;)

[chillfactor]

Let's just leave the V word out of it, though.

[touchtoomuch]

You're never forgiving me for that, are you?

[chillfactor]

Considering it lead to me nearly ruining the best thing that ever happened to me, not quite yet.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to cause you any trouble.

[chillfactor]

Just made me feel really insecure about... stuff. Made him think I was still in love with you.

[touchtoomuch]

He seriously thought you were still in love with me?! Oh, christ, Bobby, I'm sorry. And you shouldn't feel insecure. Everyone is different and likes different things in bed. Just so happens that you're more Sean's type of lover than mine. It doesn't make you bad.

[chillfactor]

Yeah, I don't really want to talk about my skills in bed.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to cause you any problems.

[chillfactor]

It wasn't you. I cause myself the most problems of all.