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[touchtoomuch]

Went shopping today for the groceries... Had a woman recognize me and ask me didn't I have something better to do like protect good law abiding citizens like her. Sickening how much prejudice there is... Our team has done more good for humanity than most, but apparently, it's never enough. Grocery shopping is none of our concern!

So... what are we supposed to eat again?

Comments

[whoneedsahalo]

Don't you know, we're supposed to just be in constant training and combat and never, eat, shit, fuck, sleep or talk to each other? You basic bitch.

[chillfactor]

You should have told her that if you don't eat, you'll explode half of New York with one touch.

[touchtoomuch]

It seems that way, darlin'. Why didn't you give me the memo?!

[touchtoomuch]

I strongly considered it, but she probably would've called the cops and rattled off how I was a mutant threat to humanity or some sort of crap. Then I just considered keeping it classy and telling her to choke on a dick.

[whoneedsahalo]

Pfft, I bet you're not even a REAL mutant.

[chillfactor]

Someone needs to tell her that self-righteous crusty dickwads are a bigger threat to humanity than us.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm totally not. I'm just in it for the sexy suit. My tits and ass look amazing in it.

[whoneedsahalo]

Just admit it, you're a human sized Barbie doll. We all know it.

[touchtoomuch]

That's our Bobby... Calling 'em like he sees 'em since the day he started talking. ;)

[touchtoomuch]

Bitch, stop telling my secrets!

[whoneedsahalo]

Plastic tits.

[touchtoomuch]

If you tell everyone about my ass implants, too, we're going to have a problem. :P

[chillfactor]

Don't lie. I'm a perfect fucking gentleman.

[whoneedsahalo]

It's all about dat bass.

[touchtoomuch]

Fuck you. Now I'm going to be singing that song for the rest of the day and probably tomorrow, too.

[touchtoomuch]

I call bullshit, darlin'.

[whoneedsahalo]

At least it's not that fucking Taylor Swift song.

[chillfactor]

Yeah, I can't even pretend. I definitely have my prized asshole moments.

[touchtoomuch]

Oh, great. Now it is.

[touchtoomuch]

You do, but you're a sweetheart underneath it all, so we let you by with it. ;)

[chillfactor]

Let's just leave the V word out of it, though.

[whoneedsahalo]

I am a GOD. I control your mind.

[touchtoomuch]

A god? Is this what John told you in bed last night?

[touchtoomuch]

You're never forgiving me for that, are you?

[whoneedsahalo]

He tells me that in bed every night. But then, the male vocabulary drops to a small select handful of emphatic phrases when you're being fucked into oblivion. I think it's a chemical reaction.

[chillfactor]

Considering it lead to me nearly ruining the best thing that ever happened to me, not quite yet.

[touchtoomuch]

Ah, yes. I remember well. Then there's also the unfortunate time that I had to come down your hall and got to hear about half of that vocabulary in the time it took me to do what I needed to do and escape.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to cause you any trouble.

[chillfactor]

Just made me feel really insecure about... stuff. Made him think I was still in love with you.

[whoneedsahalo]

You'll chance your tune to that when you start dating yourself again.

[touchtoomuch]

I don't really expect that to happen anytime soon, love, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

[touchtoomuch]

He seriously thought you were still in love with me?! Oh, christ, Bobby, I'm sorry. And you shouldn't feel insecure. Everyone is different and likes different things in bed. Just so happens that you're more Sean's type of lover than mine. It doesn't make you bad.

[whoneedsahalo]

And why the hell not?

[chillfactor]

Yeah, I don't really want to talk about my skills in bed.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm not really looking, and there's no one in our circle already that I can foresee it working out with.

[touchtoomuch]

I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to cause you any problems.

[whoneedsahalo]

Why not, and why the fuck are you sticking with our 'circle'? Our circle is half taken and the other half are covered in fur, among other things.

[chillfactor]

It wasn't you. I cause myself the most problems of all.