[text to whoneedsahalo]

[worldwillendinfire]

So does the fact that you're acting headmaster at the moment put a moratorium on fucking until Scotty and Em get back?

Comments

[worldwillendinfire]

There's nothing angelic about you but your wings and your codename, lover. I know the dirty and twisted things you're capable of... most of which have gotten me off on more than one occasion.

[whoneedsahalo]

I probably got kicked out of heaven in a past life for fucking an angel, hence my penance living a life with wings.

[worldwillendinfire]

If this is your hell, baby, I'm diggin' it.

[whoneedsahalo]

I have no idea what I'd do without the wings. I'm so used to them now, it would be like having my dick drop off.

[worldwillendinfire]

They're sexy. And fuck no. Don't even mention your dick dropping off. My ass would be in mourning for years.

[whoneedsahalo]

I still have a mouth and hands, you know.

[worldwillendinfire]

You do, babe. And you're incredible with them, too, but I'm a big fan of your whole body and the things you do with it.

[whoneedsahalo]

I'm glad I grew out of the phase of wanting to cut body parts off.

[worldwillendinfire]

I literally read an article about a guy who had his dick and balls surgically removed. He wasn't trans. He didn't want to be a woman instead. He just felt like he didn't like his dick and balls, and had them removed.

[whoneedsahalo]

I... am not going to even say a word because whatever I say will be a social justice warrior's wet dream.