[TEXT to Johnny Storm]

[likefireandice]

So... What are the odds that I might be able to catch up with you soon?

Comments

[nevertoohot]

I'f you're knocked up, I didn't do it.

[likefireandice]

I know you didn't... I haven't done anything with you that would lead to that. But I'm also not knocked up, so there's that.

[nevertoohot]

Sometimes my talents are so awesome, even I can't explain them, so you never know.

[likefireandice]

If I got THAT part of your talent, but I didn't get the full experience, I'd be more than a little annoyed.

[nevertoohot]

Can we blame Barry for the fake bun in the oven? Seriously, the guy could bang someone and they wouldn't even know. That's what I'd be doing if I had his powers. Are you propositioning little ol' innocent me, ma'am?

[likefireandice]

Somehow I feel like that might violate laws of some kind... I don't know that I'd use the word "propositioning." But then again, maybe I might. Innocent my ass, by the way.

[nevertoohot]

C'mon, let me spend a bit more time with him and I can have him totally debauched. Oh, there's nothing innocent about your ass, gorgeous.

[likefireandice]

You stay away from Barry! He's a sweetheart, and he has a boyfriend. Oh, really? How do you know that, handsome?